While dying your hair with kool-aid isn't as dumb as any of my cousins' favorite tv shows (or even as dumb as any of my cousins), it's still... well, stuff can still go wrong in the kinda way that'll ruin somebody's day. Most likely yours.

And so, with the above firmly in mind, let me say that i bear no responsibility for what happens to anyone as a result of this site. And that means you. Yeah. And this site is not an official kraft site... in fact, this site is fully non corporate. Just like you. Whatever. And, for what it's worth, this site is copyright me 1998, 1999, 2000 and 2001 with all those rights reserved. Except for anything brand-name. That's not me. And the coffee logo stuff. That's from keiron dwyer and star*ucks. And the cherries and strawberries (in their reddish form) are from a pacman site whose url (and name) sadly escape me... email me if you know the source. Nevermind.

So, if you have a problem with or question about the above, send an email and inform. It's the only way things will get better. So do it. And thanks.

And if you really have a problem with any of the above, maybe you shouldn't be here. But that's okay, cause there's a way out. It is google. And it is good.